stillhidden: sunsetshark: stillhidden: mozartrules: sunsetshark: …….DAFUQ?! Really? I’m sensing a theme today. What the fuck is wrong with people? I blame Sookie for Russell Edgington’s not being dead. If she hadn’t listened to Eric and didn’t drag Russell back into Fangtasia, I feel like he would have fried and no one would be in trouble. But, since she did Eric had no choice but to bury him in cement. I blame Sookie for Marcus Bosman’s death. Is she had hooked up with Alcide, I feel like Alcide would not have cared that Debbie was doing Marcus and wouldn’t have killed him. But, since she was busy elsewhere Alcide had to kill him. I blame Sookie for Steve Newlin’s turning. If she had pressed charges for unlawful kidnapping and attempted murder, I feel like Newlin would have been punished/arrested and would be in jail right now. But, since she hadn’t, he had no choice but to be turned.  I blame Sookie for Sam’s current predicament. If she had accepted him as her boyfriend, I feel like they would be dating right now and he wouldn’t be with Luna and nothing bad would happen to him. But, since she refused him he had to go looking for someone else and for more trouble. I blame Sookie for Jason’s troubles. If she weren’t born, I feel Jason would have been the only child and he would have had all of Gran’s attention and might have grown up having different tendencies. But, since she exists Jason has to be Jason. I blame Sookie for the global warming. I feel like if she hadn’t had those microwave fingers, the temperatures would be a few degrees lower. I blame the ready accessibility of the Internet and cable channels for proliferation of some of the most eye-roll-inducing ideas. And Sookie. I blame Sookie always. For anything.  FUCKIN’ SOOKIE! Can we make this a thing? Like #LIKE A CHAMPION, just when bad things happen. Stubbed my toe? FUCKIN’ SOOKIE! Maybe if she wasn’t fictional, she could’ve been there to warn me! Everyone just blame Sookie! We need a flashing tag (like that thing UFG uses that blinks “Like a Champion!”). It should say “Blame Sookie!” I feel like “Fucking Sookie!” is soooo last week. lol. No, seriously, someone with .giffing abilities needs to make one. :) GET ON IT, GIFFERS!

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sunsetshark:

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sunsetshark:

…….DAFUQ?!


Really? I’m sensing a theme today. What the fuck is wrong with people?

I blame Sookie for Russell Edgington’s not being dead. If she hadn’t listened to Eric and didn’t drag Russell back into Fangtasia, I feel like he would have fried and no one would be in trouble. But, since she did Eric had no choice but to bury him in cement.

I blame Sookie for Marcus Bosman’s death. Is she had hooked up with Alcide, I feel like Alcide would not have cared that Debbie was doing Marcus and wouldn’t have killed him. But, since she was busy elsewhere Alcide had to kill him.

I blame Sookie for Steve Newlin’s turning. If she had pressed charges for unlawful kidnapping and attempted murder, I feel like Newlin would have been punished/arrested and would be in jail right now. But, since she hadn’t, he had no choice but to be turned. 

I blame Sookie for Sam’s current predicament. If she had accepted him as her boyfriend, I feel like they would be dating right now and he wouldn’t be with Luna and nothing bad would happen to him. But, since she refused him he had to go looking for someone else and for more trouble.

I blame Sookie for Jason’s troubles. If she weren’t born, I feel Jason would have been the only child and he would have had all of Gran’s attention and might have grown up having different tendencies. But, since she exists Jason has to be Jason.

I blame Sookie for the global warming. I feel like if she hadn’t had those microwave fingers, the temperatures would be a few degrees lower.

I blame the ready accessibility of the Internet and cable channels for proliferation of some of the most eye-roll-inducing ideas. And Sookie. I blame Sookie always. For anything. 

FUCKIN’ SOOKIE!

Can we make this a thing? Like #LIKE A CHAMPION, just when bad things happen.

Stubbed my toe? FUCKIN’ SOOKIE! Maybe if she wasn’t fictional, she could’ve been there to warn me!

Everyone just blame Sookie!

We need a flashing tag (like that thing UFG uses that blinks “Like a Champion!”). It should say “Blame Sookie!” I feel like “Fucking Sookie!” is soooo last week. lol.

No, seriously, someone with .giffing abilities needs to make one. :)

GET ON IT, GIFFERS!

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  1. americandaddy reblogged this from beyoncespenis and added:
    are you retarded jfc
  2. k33p-calm-and-carry-0n reblogged this from confessionsofafangbanger and added:
    MY CONFESSION. but seriously, this is one of my confessions. (I post them all with MY CONFESSION)
  3. imnotfromsweden reblogged this from cantbelieveididthis and added:
    LOL.
  4. cantbelieveididthis reblogged this from virgovampire
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  6. harmonization reblogged this from meeelldango and added:
    Lol actually I’m a huge Godric/Eric fangirl myself. XD Even then, I don’t blame Sookie at all - in fact, I love that she...
  7. meeelldango reblogged this from harmonization and added:
    who pinned that on sookie must have been a rabid fangirl who is deeply into Godric (and Eric)
  8. littlepixiestringpuller said: I’m sorry but that’s stupid. Godric would have done it regardless. He wasn’t a coward of any sort. It had nothing to with Sookie. I feel like people are only watching this show because the actors are hot. Enjoy the show or don’t watch.
  9. hsm7 reblogged this from switchbladekiller and added:
    Craaaazzzzyyyyy! :)
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  12. switchbladekiller reblogged this from stillhidden and added:
    The blame game, love it!
  13. stillhidden reblogged this from spuffyfeels and added:
    Hooray! This needed to be done! Snagging this! Thank you, Vanessa! :)) Also, I am blaming you! :))
  14. spuffyfeels reblogged this from stillhidden and added:
    And since i am the sookie of the fandom, i am really sorry for being sleeping when you guys asked this. I am such a...
  15. grey-core said: Dumbest True Blood post. Ever. Sorry.
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  20. unreconstructedfangirl reblogged this from stillhidden and added:
    GET ON IT, GIFFERS!
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